As a duly assigned representative of the Blue Team Public Relations Committee, I feel that it is my responsibility to expose and correct various errors which are apparent in both the epistles of Tribal Weakling Sarah and Tribal Speed Demon Richard. Thus, in the following message you will find a list of each error and its correction:
1. "My own belief is that they wished to invite only the yellow lovers of the family, but through pity, decided to accommodate the losers as well." - We have it on good authority (I.e. Richard's email) that the Tribal Members located in Boerne Texas were NOT the ones responsible for the invitations. And since the actual invitator is a self-proclaimed member of the Blue Team, it is likely that IF the original intent was to only invite yellow lovers, that the actual event was not going to be a holiday bash, but rather a good ol' head bashing session...Old Testament family style. But...it was probably later determined that the excuse for luring in the foolish yellow lovers was actually a better idea than the blood-letting, and so that idea was pursued in its place.
2. "Nephew Art, whose only peccadillo is his love of blue" - That is not my only sin! It's...wait...this isn't helping me!
3. "Not that any amount of time will really help him!" - False! With the amount of time that YOU have given him to prepare, he may be able to build up his weapons storage! Or WORSE! He might build up an immunity to being frustrated in all of his attempts at doing anything significant during a game!
4. "I have it on very good authority (namely my own) that she is indeed a yellow lover" - Well I have it on good authority that she is a BLUE lover! After all, she lives on an island! (Which is surrounded by BLUE water, for those of you yellow lovers who don't know what color water surrounds islands.)
5. "I do not consider it scrofulous to be venal." - Well, actually I'm hoping that this is not an error, and was wondering if this means that YOU are a venal judge. If so, I will gladly give you a hamburger next year for a vote this year!
6. "I think I should share a portion of this email I received not long ago from Arthur H. Wendorf II" - Well, actually, I don't recall ever sending such an email. If I had wanted to mock and ridicule the yellow worms, I would simply have emailed it out to everyone, and not just to a fellow blue-lover.
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