My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the Zoo.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
Do not read the next sentence! You rebel, I like you.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
If you don't do a lot of stupid things when you're young, you won't have many funny things to talk about when you're old.
Enjoy life! There's plenty of time to be dead.
If you don't live for something you'll die for nothing.
If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city then moonwalks into the ocean.
Take my advice, I'm not using it.
People think I'm crazy. But I think of myself as normal with a twist of awesome.
Moms! They're like Dads, only smarter!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Also, check out these funny LOtR images. Okay, not all of the are funny, but the Uruk Hai one definitely made me think of Sarah! :-)
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